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12 August 2005 @ 10:52 am
Wazzup, my wiggaz!?!!? Don't be hatin'. I be a black soul incarcinated in a honkey body. My "true form" be dat of a gansta rapper named Skank! Keepin' it real! I first awaked when I listened at NWA and Public Enemy on da radio. Old School!!! Peeps don't be acceptin of my religion and shit. Says I crazy, thinks I a brutha. But da bruthakin be here ta stay.

What about them otherkin homos? Think they a bunch of elfs and santa claude and shit? The bruthakin gonna kick da shit out of them heads.

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skanklord: YANK!skanklord on August 15th, 2005 04:34 pm (UTC)
The Bruthakin say YO.

Cherry pie or chicken pot pie?
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skanklord: kissyskanklord on August 15th, 2005 08:01 pm (UTC)
Si, yo comprendo.

Blueberrys be welcomed in dis crib, so long yo thinks yo a blackberry.

By the way, I do believe four "very"s constitutes a quadruple positive, and would mean "unvery." One should always use an odd number, so the outcome is positive.

Special powers, like da Xmen?
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skanklordskanklord on August 15th, 2005 08:55 pm (UTC)
Better dan laser bullet comin' outta da eyes? Cuz dat's some badass sheeit.

Once yo go blackberry, yo never comes back, jerry.
jazzriff on November 16th, 2005 04:01 am (UTC)
nigga what
Wassup, my niggah? Skanklord, you look fiiine as sheeeit, knowumsayn? I'm hollerin' at ya cuz I play the jazz sax like a brutha, but all these honkies I know just don't dig mah music cuz dey be rockin' the indie shit knaamean? So I alwayz be thinkin, "who is I be?" Now I gits it; I's a bruthakin; word up. Now we gots to get some mo' peeps up in this crib; you be rockin' the real identity all alone and that ain't fly and I don't know why. I rocked a rhyme in no time; sheeit, my niggah! What say ya spice this shit up wit some hot pics o' yo fine ass? I'd hit it fo' sho'. You fiiine shorty. Holla back.
skanklord: kissyskanklord on November 30th, 2005 06:16 pm (UTC)
Re: nigga what
Jazz be da old skool bomb, yo! Keep it da real! Nothin' more wiggah than dat. Juss like Stan Getz and shitz. He da o-riggahanal tarcasian.

I done gots me a xxxmas theme now, bruthakin.
jazzriff on November 30th, 2005 09:22 pm (UTC)
Re: nigga what
Worrrrd drop me some mo' o' dem fly pix.